Green Competitor T-Shirts

"You've got to give them credit, as soon as we raised the issue of climate change and encouraged everyone to do their bit things have really taken off..."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Mixed Doubles.

City Marathon.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Painter's Duel.

Methane Emissions

The last bird in the last wood...

'Aaaga! I'm melting! I'm melting!'

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

The Rivalry Begins

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

Global warming.

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"And yet that's exactly what I'd like to be doing."

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."