Green Competitor T-Shirts

"You've got to give them credit, as soon as we raised the issue of climate change and encouraged everyone to do their bit things have really taken off..."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Mixed Doubles.

City Marathon.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Painter's Duel.

The last bird in the last wood...

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

'Aaaga! I'm melting! I'm melting!'

Methane Emissions

The Rivalry Begins

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

Company Performance - Bonus Scheme

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Global warming.

"And yet that's exactly what I'd like to be doing."

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.