Green Bay Packers Supporter Pillows

"Bias? Nonsense. How can you say the refs are biased?"

Welcome to the Team

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Goal!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'One carry-on!'

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

'I hope you realise that speed channel surfing isn't an olympic sport.'

Goodnight Moon

'Any idea how united got on?'

"First off, I want to thank god, for raining down frogs and locusts on the other guys."

"Whoa! Now Philly has the bases loaded with one out!..."

Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

'Sorry Alf...the telly is bust.'

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."

The Chicken and the Egg

Penalty kick 'ball' is a balloon.

"I know, it's hideous! But I did a hell of a lot of sky punching during the World Cup and now I'm stuck with it."

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."