Green Bay Packers Supporter Pillows

"Bias? Nonsense. How can you say the refs are biased?"

Welcome to the Team

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Goal!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'One carry-on!'

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

'I hope you realise that speed channel surfing isn't an olympic sport.'

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Goodnight Moon

'Any idea how united got on?'

Footballers - Tony Adams

"First off, I want to thank god, for raining down frogs and locusts on the other guys."

Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.

'Sorry Alf...the telly is bust.'

"Whoa! Now Philly has the bases loaded with one out!..."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

'I took the liberty of packing your backpack for you. As you can see, I like to pack light.'

'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

'When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high...'

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."

The Chicken and the Egg

Penalty kick 'ball' is a balloon.

"I'm a foul weather fan."

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."