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'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

I guess she had other plans for you.

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"...and Lord, we thank You for blessing Farmer Finkel with an abundant bean harvest...and thus our new pews."

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

No Pontificating in the Bean Bag Chair

"Spinach is fat free, sugar free, and cholesterol free, and it looks it."

Surprise attack by the beanbag.

Golfer Snooker.

Clothes Make the man...

"It's good practice between battles."

I've been all over the galaxy, and they have the strangest economic system I've ever seen!

"Help - I've fallen and I don't want to get up!"

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

'Spare any cash? It takes green to go green!'

'Core!'

'The two-month gap in my resume? I was stuck in a bean bag chair.'

"You wouldn't like that. It's a vegetable."

Stylish handknit beanie

'I'll take a dozen balls and a side order of fries.'

Botanical Gardens. Many of the leaves are edible. Fronds with benefits!

'The usual ... tea and greens?'

'Okay, you were right -- beanbag thrones are a dumb idea.'

"I'll bet an exciting shade of beige would really make these walls pop."

"Here comes lunch now!"

Splat of green slime

La Vie en Beige

"I miss the old chairs."

"So far in your home grown plant-based meal I've found 5 beetles and a worm."