Green Architect Advocate Pillows

I talked my new client into an eco-landscape. Well done. Walls using local stone. Native trees and plants. Plus

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

The sea 2050.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Nuclear generation of energy.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Raining Leaves.

Deforestation.

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Ignoring Climate Change

Earth Day Summit.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"We're on track for net zero."

The Mafia Goes Green.

"I'm thinking of turning green..."

We like crbn tax. Yay! Carbon tax!