Greek Mythology Buffs T-Shirts

Sisyphus Golf Ball

No shoes, No shirt, No Service.

"But Narcissus, you're not allowed to choose yourself."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Toadstools

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

'Where was the TSA?'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Iliadette.

"Recalculating route..."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Divine Desk Bins

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Oedipus

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

The Mummy's Purse...