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"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

Come dine with me!

Try to guess the continent dining...

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

Tzatzikicicle

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

"Gigot de sept heures."

'This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian.'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This time, let's not just fill up on bread."

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it."

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

French man holding a dish.

'Book me a Greek holiday Charlotte, I want to break plates!'

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

'Do you want me to serve you with a French accent or in just plain English?'

Clancy: Frogs' Legs

"It probably tastes better than it looks!"

"We take pride in offering food that's simple, basic, yet absurdly expensive."

" 'Tonight's Specials,' a poem."

'A bit pungent, perhaps, but very satisfying.'

'More French bread, sir?.'

'If you were in a hurry, sir, you shoudn't have ordered the overnight marinade.'

'Not an unqualified success chef...'

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

Nigella Lawson