Greed Satirist Prints

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

Spot the difference.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Made in China

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

'The recession is over, again.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Greed.

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

The Euro - R.I.P.

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

Money god

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

'I think we're setting the bar too low.'

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

'Wait a minute....!

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'