Great Escape Enthusiast Mugs

Escape from Jail

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Prisoner Crossing

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

Houdini's Dog

Golf escape.

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Mountain escalator.

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

Prison Escape

Patient walking out of hospital.

Man hanging by chains in dungeon, arrow in chest with message saying: 'Help is at hand.'

'But your only here for a week Dad, there's no point in organising an escape committee!'

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

After several years of legal wrangling, the Nirawana authorities signed an extradition order for us to be shipped back to Reality from where we had escaped 16 years before.

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

Houdini's lesser known brother Carl.

'It's gratifying to see a soul who has come to rems with his predicament.' 'Isn't he whistling the theme from 'The Great Escape'?'

Desert Island Game

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

Fairy Library - Jack and the Fairy Harp Escaping the Giant

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

"Thanks to Kickstarter, we're building a tunnel."