Escape Enthusiast Mugs

'I realize the odds of a plain and a jelly-filled donut getting out of here in broad daylight are slim to none, but we'll NEVER make it if you don't get a grip on yourself!'

Convict has dug a tunnel, but ended up coming out of a desert island

A prisoner is painting different stages of his escape plan from his cell.

"'The party' is our most difficult escape room—you have one hour to get out of a room full of extroverts."

Theatrical Agency. Bad news --- Houdini got out of his contract.

Wally, the travel agent, is working too hard: 'I need a vacation!'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Escape

"Just came back to pick up my mail."

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

Houdini's Dog

Golf escape.

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Mountain escalator.

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

Patient walking out of hospital.

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

Prison Escape

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

Man hanging by chains in dungeon, arrow in chest with message saying: 'Help is at hand.'

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'