Escape Enthusiast Mugs

'I realize the odds of a plain and a jelly-filled donut getting out of here in broad daylight are slim to none, but we'll NEVER make it if you don't get a grip on yourself!'

Convict has dug a tunnel, but ended up coming out of a desert island

A prisoner is painting different stages of his escape plan from his cell.

"'The party' is our most difficult escape room—you have one hour to get out of a room full of extroverts."

Wally, the travel agent, is working too hard: 'I need a vacation!'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Escape

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

Houdini's Dog

Golf escape.

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Mountain escalator.

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Patient walking out of hospital.

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

Prison Escape

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

Man hanging by chains in dungeon, arrow in chest with message saying: 'Help is at hand.'

Houdini's lesser known brother Carl.

Desert Island Game

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."