Great Bid Debater Mugs

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Now that's a win."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Recession

Like Minded

The United States Public Debt.

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

Global warming debate.

The last word.

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

Approved Debate Questions

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'My opponent hates cats.'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Debate Club Note

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

'It's your debt to society.'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.