Grazing Gagster Pillows

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Snowprov

'Oh Hi!'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.'

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

For Tom, learning to gargle was finally paying off!

How's the writer's block?

'I don't get it. All we eat is hay and grass, and yet we're a veritable storehouse of cholesterol.'

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

Is there life after digestion?

It was love at first sight...then one of them got hungry.

NINJA GRAZER

"Must dash - I'm appearing in a 'restaurant soup' cartoon this afternoon..."

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

The Big Nosh

'Meadow fescue, meadow grass and perennial ryegrass! This is going to be the best party ever!'

'My human puts two scoops of chaff, one scoop of nuts, 1/4 scoop of feed balancer, a scoop of garlic, herbs, salt, mood calmer, electrolytes and more into my feed every day. But you just can't beat this stuff!'

Let's not make this personal!

'Oh gross, manure.'

"I'm greener, yes. But am I happier?"

Sorry, but I have needs!