Grazing Connoisseur Mugs

'Granted getting stuck in her teeth is a small victory, but a victory none the less.'

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Cheeze Wiz.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The Main Types of Cheese

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Cheese

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Running of the Brie

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Dog Walker

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

Shaved Ice

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'Has someone cut the cheese?'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

Pelobong

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

Moliere

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."