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Newton discovers surrealism

The One That Newton Missed

Newton discovers lower back pain.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Teenagers!'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Not now, Oliver."

Flying sauces.

"Well, that one got away."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'