Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!
Gravity-defying Dreamer Mugs
Start their day with a little whimsy—our gravity-defying dreamer mugs bring a playful touch to morning routines and remind them to keep reaching beyond the sky.
"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"
'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'
"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"
'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'
The Solar System (after deregulation)
Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings
"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."
"Extreme miming"
"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"
'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'
"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"
"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."
"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"
'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'
'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'
'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'
'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'
"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."
"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."
Star Wars vs Star Trek
"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."
"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"
You must be this tall.
'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'
On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.
"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."
"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."
"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"
"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."
Imagination Navigation.
Cosmonaut
A man looks up at the earth
"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"
"Showoff"
Gravity-defying Dreamer Mugs Collection
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