Gravity Defiers Mugs

"I'm warning you, Perkins, your flagrant disregard for the laws of physics will not be tolerated!"

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

Dunk Like A Pro.

A beaver chews through a tree which remains hanging in the air.

Ski Jump Flight Plan

Super high bounce trampoline park

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'Up in the air I go flying again'

Static Sheep 2

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

Chickens on the Moon

"Climate change is bad enough. Now gravity?"

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Head over Hooves

To do before Saturday...

Emergency exit into Space

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Zoom Wedding

Einstein's brother developed the theory of 'relativism'.

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

Newton's vacation

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

The One That Newton Missed

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

Weight Gain Denial

"That's many giant leaps for man."