Graveyard Philosopher Mugs

Start their day with a mug that captures their philosophical spirit and dark humor—perfect for the graveyard philosopher who loves pondering life's mysteries over coffee.

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Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level. mockup

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

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Born Rich, Stayed Rich, Died Rich. mockup

Born Rich, Stayed Rich, Died Rich.

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'Henry was really counting on dying.' mockup

'Henry was really counting on dying.'

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'And thanks for being such a rock.' mockup

'And thanks for being such a rock.'

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You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it." mockup

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

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"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

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Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell. mockup

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

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'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

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Life after death

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The Boys of Indian Summer

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Ventriloquist Grave

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"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!" mockup

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

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John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips. mockup

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

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'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.' mockup

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

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Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots. mockup

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

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Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'. mockup

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

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Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within. mockup

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

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Pranking Zombies

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'McWit never could build anything level.'

'McWit never could build anything level.' mockup

'McWit never could build anything level.'

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'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?' mockup

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

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'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson. mockup

'A little madness in the Spring is wholesome even for the King' -Emily Dickinson.

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"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it." mockup

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

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Made It! Without getting one tattoo. mockup

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

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"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking. mockup

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

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