Grateful Thinker Gifts

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Thank you bubbles

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

"We could have a Do-It-Yourself wedding! Your friends could do the cake and flowers, Uncle Jim could do the photos..."

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

"C'mere, space heater."

'If the pound is worth so little, can I have a couple?'

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

"Uh, Dad, I appreciate the 'walkin' around money,' but I need 'walkin' around New York City money.'"

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

Give Thanks.

Every Day is a Gift

'Don't spend it all at once.'

'Any annuity we can afford wouldn't pay the MILK BILL!'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."