Grateful Gift Giver Prints

Grace For Flies

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

celebrating a birth.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Love.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Birthday Racing Car

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

Valentines Balloons

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Saying Grace.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

A feminist Christmas.

How the gift registry should really work

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

It's the thought that counts!

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."