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'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

Tartine

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Fly Football

Sir Winston Churchill

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"#Win!"

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Teamwork!

Best Before 5th Pint.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

Sale! Weed Whackers

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Lawnmower

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'Our Board of Directors are really very fickle!'

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Decision Making Block

"Whine and cheezed party."

The House of Commons.

Go slow delegating authority. First learn how to delegate blame.