Grasshopper Gallivanter Mugs

The Drone Ranger

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'So what have you been up to?'

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"This place could use a moat!"

Beware of the Lawn

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

Federal Agency to Eliminate Agencies

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

'The reason the cost of government is so high is that it takes hundreds of congressmen locked in a room to produce gridlock.'

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Children play with insects in power outages

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'It guides you through the halls of bureaucracy.'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

Jonathan Swift

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'

Things You Should Know About...

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

Saxophone summoning.

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

Snowmobile caught in a bear trap

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

Seasonal Migration of the Mowers

Cat buying fish from gumball machine.

"How many times do I have to tell you not to barge in here when I'm looking at my hidden agenda!"