Grant Gatherers Prints

'Did he actually win a 'Genius Grant' for his study 'Can money buy happiness'?'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Midwest Winter Items.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"This might take awhile, Lord."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

Grocery Shopping

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"Dean Williams, the grant committee approved my research grant to determine how many research grants are a waste of government money!"

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

"Our funding runs out in a month. Will everyone please think a little faster?"

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

"Do you have this grant in a bigger size?"

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

Baron Frankenstein on Christmas morning.

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Eric, who gave me a handmade bookmark for Christmas, gets a 62 percent on the midterm. Ann gave me a mug. She gets a 71. Gina gave me a weekend for two in Vienna. She scored a 98!'

look dear... I bought two farmers

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

'Oh. Our research grant has finally come through.'

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.