Grant Administrator Mugs

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"They want $15,000? We're just not set up to give away such a small amount."

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Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

"Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing."

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

"Well, we got the grant."

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

'It's a foolproof formula for writing grant applications.'

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

'Just to keep everybody on their toes, let's can the employee of the month.'

"What are we doing wrong?"

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"Hello sir? I believe your name is Grant. Would you mind if I ask you a few questions about yourself?"

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

"Dean Williams, the grant committee approved my research grant to determine how many research grants are a waste of government money!"

"When we said to be creative with your grant proposal presentation, this is not what was meant."

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

"Someday my grant will come."

"Our funding runs out in a month. Will everyone please think a little faster?"

The Institute Of Innovative Ways To Get Government Grants.

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."