Granny's Best Friend Mugs

'I'm sorry Peggy, but at this point in time, I just don't feel like getting off the couch.'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'They keep telling us these are the best years of our lives...but THEY seem to be having a pretty good time!'

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

Rock on Grandma!

Granny Wear

"She used to just be a mom, but when I was born she was promoted to grandma."

"I'm an assistance dog."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"Give her a little time, Kids. Helen has to get used to now being a grandmother."

Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies

Grandma wearing novelty T-Shirt: 'How's my Hungging?'

My gran likes the crossword.

Lady with walking frame on skis.

Battleaxe offers free advice.

"When you said you'd give me a lift from the shops, I thought you had a car!"

The old woman who lived in a shoe's Motorhome.

'I may not look like much but f**k with me and you're dead!'

"I'm prescribing my mother for your insomnia. She'll call you tonight to talk about her grandchildren."

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

'You realize I have to tell grandma about this?'

'Your mother's got to carry on working as long as I live.'

Grannies who lunch.

"Oh don't mind my Jeffrey, he's just saying hello."

"Mom, when you want some privacy wear this. No one will come within 20 feet of you!"

"When I grow up, I'm going to have a mustache just like you, Grandma."

"I've been thinking...maybe I should get a tattoo."

Death never accounted for Mrs O'Grady's handbag.

'Mom! Grandma is sneaking a smoke again!'

"Yes it is amazing you found a card with GOTH on it, Gran, especially with your eyesight."

"This is great, Mavis! Let's have another go!"

"Your cats are fine."