Grandma's Best Friend Mugs

"She used to just be a mom, but when I was born she was promoted to grandma."

Prize vegetables.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

International Women's Day

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Domestic Goddess.

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

I quilt therefore I am

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Plant Lady

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Social distancing

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather