Granny Gliders Prints

"To save me from losing it on the bends, I swear by a smearing of denture fixative."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Ice skater

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Snowboarding downhill.

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

'I'm sorry Peggy, but at this point in time, I just don't feel like getting off the couch.'

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Federal Agency to Eliminate Agencies

'It guides you through the halls of bureaucracy.'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

"How many times do I have to tell you not to barge in here when I'm looking at my hidden agenda!"

Granny's Old Tyme Prostitute Chocolate Chip Cookies

"The worst thing about getting shorter is you can't get those rebounds any more."

My gran likes the crossword.

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

"It's a 300 page government questionaire about cutting back on bureaucracy."

Lady with walking frame on skis.

On the Ice.

'Let's start the air aerobics class with some free falls.'

Battleaxe offers free advice.

Ballet Shoes

'Your mother's got to carry on working as long as I live.'

Two mice at a bar: 'They've got a new Speaker in the House of Commons.'

Woman coming in an office chair gives you thumbs up

"The government is committed to reducing its interference in the pension industry..."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Grapes