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'Grandma, when you reach a certain age, do you get recycled or returned for deposit?'

"No, we may not take Grandpa to Antiques Roadshow."

"No bread for Grampa. He's on a glutten-free diet."

"Time to CUDDLE! Granny's been vaccinated!"

"Maybe you should call Grandma for technical support."

"You know, when I was your age, Music Television actually had MUSIC on it!"

'You think you had a rough day? Today I saw grandma wearing a pair of yoga pants!'

"My grandpa suffers from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder from the time when he worked with Windows 95."

"No, the video isn't in slow motion. That's just granddad and I walking."

Bubbie's parrot

"Show us again that crazy way you fold a newspaper to read on the subway!"

"Oh, granddad! That sweater is SO you!"

"Inside my old watch, there's a little spring, and you twist this knob back and forth to wind the spring. . ."

"Sometimes Gramps can make the whole house shake!"

"I think it's time my grandpa upgraded his keyboard."

"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

"I don't want to go to grandma's, she only has 3G."

"Grandpa, how old were you when you learned how to velcro your sneakers?"

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"My grandma writes me letters like that. I call it the Grandma Font."

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers'."

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

"Some Things Are Better Left Unembroidered"

'Whoa, you look so cool right now.'

"Remember, Timmy. Anything worth doing is worth having somebody do well."

"I found grandpa's old cough!"

"My Great-Grandparents also came from some foreign country and spoke a foreign language. And that's my heritage."

Grandma doesn't like going over the hill and through the TSA woods to children's home.

'Old fossils prefer sedentary rock.'

'Old people do smell different. They smell like money.'

"Grandpa, you remind me a lot of myself in my pre-tech years."

"Gran'dad, when you was in the war was it before or after the whole world went mad?"

'Does the tooth fairy know about this grandma? You're rich!'

'Boy, Grandmas sure are cute at that age.'