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Trump Canyon: Even Grander Than Before.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

Heavenly meetings.

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"First, I storyboarded it."

"Ok, get the 09:30 to Manchester... change for the 11:25 to Preston.. then catch the 12:15..."

School Trip To The Beach

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

"Why do I always have to get the cheese?"

"Depending on how the next election plays out, we either get married at the botanical gardens or flee the country."