Grandfather Clock Lover T-Shirts

'I've got to run. See you in an hour.'

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Clock Face Golf Set

Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

No Binge Watching

Where have you been for the last hour!

Freedom!

Clockwork Doll

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

'Don't touch those, you big handed pervert.'

"I thought it more humane to make him free-range."

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

You are what you collect.

Time change

'I hear ticking but no tocking.'

'Come on, hurry up and decide - Time is money.'

"How would I know I'm late? You haven't taught us to tell time yet!"

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

"And next, I'd like to extend a warm welcome to anyone who's here for their first meeting of Clockwatchers Anonymous."

"Fall back...spring ahead."

'How disgusting... ten-past-eight and your Grandfather's already off his face!'

Time Management

Clockwork Revolving Door