Grandfather Clock Admirer Gifts

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

A watch face with Stonehenge

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Clock Face Golf Set

Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.

"You're late."

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

No Binge Watching

"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."

Clockwork Doll

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

Where have you been for the last hour!

Freedom!

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

'I hear ticking but no tocking.'

'Don't touch those, you big handed pervert.'

"I thought it more humane to make him free-range."

"How would I know I'm late? You haven't taught us to tell time yet!"

Time change

You are what you collect.

'Come on, hurry up and decide - Time is money.'

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Tock.'

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

"And next, I'd like to extend a warm welcome to anyone who's here for their first meeting of Clockwatchers Anonymous."