Grand Tour Follower Pillows

Tour de France champ François Faber

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Chris Froome

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

'I'm with the band.'

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

Falling Rock

Onstage with the transgenic singers...

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

Bernard Hinault

Tour de France champ Gregory LeMond.

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

Bill Tilden

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

Tour de France champ Octave Lapize

Robert Smith - The Cure.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Tour de France champ Henri Pélissier

Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.

'The new Hawkeye proves a hit with most of the crowd at Wimbledon.'

Bono

'Bloody good idea!'

French Cheers For Lance Armstrong's Retirement.

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

Tour de France champion Jacques Anquetil

Hoping to add more excitement to tournaments, the PGA replaces 18-hole playoffs with a sudden-death showdown.