Tour De France Fanatic Pillows

French Cheers For Lance Armstrong's Retirement.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Man generating power for machine.

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Bernard Hinault

La Tour 2007.

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Floyd Landis: I would have preferred a good bottle of whiskey.

Alain Prost

The word gets out trains are using F1 technology to improve reliability.

Pit crew fix a tire swing

'Daddy didn't wave!'

Tour de France, Yorkshire.

If Bernie Ecclestone does not get his pound of flesh from Montreal, the Canadian Grand Prix will not roll.

Bike

"Security could be tighter."

A Pharmacy on Wheels.

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

'You'd have thought they'd have more advanced transport to get around.'

Tour de pothole.