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"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Go team!

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Strive to win!

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Stop with racism in sport!

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Foreigner ready for the hunt

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

Murray out of Wimbledon...