Grand Prix Season Pillows

Don't shake.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I need to tinkle."

Welcome Spring.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Sunbathing in Autumn

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

The Last Leaf

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Fall on a desert island

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

Climate change

American Football.

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"I love this time of year."

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Football.