Grand Prix Season Pillows

Don't shake.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I need to tinkle."

Welcome Spring.

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Sunbathing in Autumn

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

The Last Leaf

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Bed Seasons

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Fall on a desert island

Vendor selling testosterone.

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

Climate change

American Football.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

"I love this time of year."

Football.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"I'm getting too old for this..."