Grammar Policeman T-Shirts

"I found a misused apostrophe in one of your entrees."

A Puppet Named Juan

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

I will study my speling words...

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Punctuation Police

Someone who knows apostrophes

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'The Questioner'

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

"Nuts to you, too."

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."