Grammar Crusader Prints

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

A Puppet Named Juan

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Thru versus Through Traffic

I will study my speling words...

A Copy Editor and His Dog

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Punctuation Police

Someone who knows apostrophes

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'The Questioner'

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

Lessons in Prehistory.

"Nuts to you, too."

Dating an English Major

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'