Graffiti Physicist T-Shirts

'Physicists from a tough neighbourhood'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Hoodie Hang-out

Hadrian's Wall

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

Romantic Graffiti

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

COVID Vaccine

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Sick Rancher Humor

Graffiti on guard's horse

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Graffitti.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Big business is not evil

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

Graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

BLESS YOU

Graffiti Forever!

If like worked like Baseball you could be traded to another family.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"