Graffiti Humorist T-Shirts

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Hoodie Hang-out

"The Eggsorcist"

Hadrian's Wall

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

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Romantic Graffiti

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Graffiti on guard's horse

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

COVID Vaccine

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

Sick Rancher Humor

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

Graffiti Forever!

Graffitti.

Big business is not evil

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.