Graffiti Contemplator Prints

'If you had respect for ecology, you'd resist defacing nature's handiwork with your mindless graffiti!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Hoodie Hang-out

Hadrian's Wall

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Romantic Graffiti

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

COVID Vaccine

Graffiti on guard's horse

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Sick Rancher Humor

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

If like worked like Baseball you could be traded to another family.

Big business is not evil

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

BLESS YOU

The Anti-Materialist

Graffitti.

Graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

Graffiti Forever!

From Here You Can See Bugger All

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

"Question authority"

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."