Graffiti Art Admirer Mugs

'You can ruin the present worrying about how the past will affect the future.'

Street Dancing

Remember when fallout was something that happened to your hair?

Drive-ins have G-rated movies and R-rated cars.

The Middle East is a puzzle...With a peace missing.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Hoodie Hang-out

Hadrian's Wall

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

Phoenix

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"What did Jesus order?"

Romantic Graffiti

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Kultural K9's.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Mimi's final scene

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Joe Biden

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

The Thinker?

Sick Rancher Humor

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'