Graduations Pillows

"Sometimes I think we want this more than he does."

'Bill missed rehearsal.'

Bricklayer College Graduation.

'Naturally, the list of those of us receiving law degrees would be in small print.'

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

"I see that you graduated magna cum laude -- which is great -- but we're in the running for interleague championship... How are you at shortstop?"

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

Congratulations grads

Parental Role Model

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Reach for the Star.

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Eternal Student.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."