Graduation Pillows

Zumma Cum Laude

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

"I'll thank you not to quote Yeats, Godel, or any other reminders of college loan debt."

"That's an old photo."

"Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Yet those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly while everyone else repeats it."

"English lit-how about you?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

I couldn't remember who the dickens wrote David Copperfield and Oliver Twist.

"Doctor Jekyll and Doctor Hyde."

"No, not Yale. A fork in the road."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

Great coaching is about helping others move forward....

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

An Honest Graduation Photograph

"Now remember this formula, it's going to be on the test."

'I didn't feel answers were necessary. All the questions seemed rhetorical.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"In six more weeks, these M.B.A.s will be ready for market."

Philosophy Department: You are Here...But why?

Yale shadow

'What did you put down for the definition of plagiarism?'

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

'I think your test grading is biased in favor of students who answer the test questions correctly.'

Learning Curve

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

'I failed history again. I guess those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.'

Statistics department with 'You are here (sampling error +/- 4%)'.

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

'Our school computers are a month old. How can we become competitive in our job market if we're being trained on obsolete equipment?'

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

Graduating from an online university.

'Nobody likes a smartass, Bob.'

'You're the best teacher I've ever had. You opened my eyes to the world and showed me how to think critically...I was happy until I met you.'