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Alice in Wonderland - Alice and the White Rabbit

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"You're going to hate yourself."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

' A good idea '

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Victor Hugo

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Surfing the daily stress

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'Hamlet'

Boy and girl at thier studies

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Shakespeare was bisexual

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Don Quixote