Graduation From A Literature Program Pillows

Alice in Wonderland - Alice and the White Rabbit

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"You're going to hate yourself."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

' A good idea '

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Hamlet'

Surfing the daily stress

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Boy and girl at thier studies

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Shakespeare was bisexual

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Don Quixote

Schrodinger's Black Box