Graduating With An Accounting Degree Pillows

Accounting: Desk trays - 'Accounts receivable' and 'Accounts deceivable'.

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

King George I

"My preferred pronoun is they."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"Father would never understand me investing in things called Google and Yahoo."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

Victoria's Jubilee and the Empire

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

Atilla the Hun's Business School

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

School of Business Administration: Taking All the Credit 101/Deflecting All the Blame 202.

Federal Center for the Study of your Tax Return.

We cater to the small investor.

"First of all, forget everything you learned in obedience school."

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

'I'm obliged to warn you that I am a Master of Business Administration!'

'You can take all the business classes you want, but they can't teach nepotism.'

Business School. Honesty may be the best policy, but it's often not the best business plan.

"Are we going to start working with larger numbers? I want to work as a federal budget director."

'Where'd you get the idea that because you work for chicken feed, you don't have to pay any taxes?'

Business School.

'No kidding? When I was a boy I wanted to grow up to be an accountant too!'

"So can anyone tell me what this stands for?"

Future MBA - 'We weren't cheating. We were consulting.'

'I'll bet President Truman made a lot of money with that buck stops here idea.'

'Tell me about yourself, Mr. Mosely - the nose ring, earring, the MBA tattooed to your forehead.'