Graduating With A Math Degree Pillows

Maths Fail

Big Bang Theory.

Guitarist

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Boy and girl at thier studies

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Theorbo

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Four Types of Test-Takers...

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"