Graduating With A Geology Degree Mugs

Prospector with geology diploma

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Natural Disasters

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Scientists are sexy

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Water is discovered on the moon....

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

Eureka!

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Stratigraphy

'Let's call him lucky!'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

"Uh-oh - climate change."

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."