Graduating Therapy Pillows

A Puppet Named Juan

Big Bang Theory.

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Make a lot of money."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Good Luck!

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Good Luck!

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."