Graduated From Therapy Pillows

A Puppet Named Juan

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"Make a lot of money."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

Good Luck!

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'Does my head look big in this?'

Therapist School

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

Hear me, Graduates!

Student Debt

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

When English majors become waiters.

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

The Ideal Teacher.