Graduated From Therapy Pillows

'This is a song my therapist told me to sing whenever I get the urge to harm people who won't pay attention to me.'

A Puppet Named Juan

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"Make a lot of money."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

Good Luck!

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'Does my head look big in this?'

Therapist School

GLAD-YOU-ATION

Hear me, Graduates!

Student Debt

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"Ever since the accident, I can't seem to get it together."

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

Little Miss Muffet's Graduation.

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

When English majors become waiters.

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

'It's a deal then-I'll waive my fee if you'll do my son's birthay party..'

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'