Graduating From Teaching Program T-Shirts

"If your certificate is removed, are you unable to teach?"

"How come they can have a teacher shortage, but we can't have a student shortage?"

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

A Puppet Named Juan

' A good idea '

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'What's play?'

The best PE teacher in the World.

I need to set upmy own company.

Staff Yearbook

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"Remember double negatives are a complete no-no."

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Intellectual bigotry...Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it...'

First addition, then subtraction, then multiplication, and now this! Where is it all going to end?"

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

The Ideal Teacher.

Gorillas Learn to Read.

Builder's School

'Once upon a time...'

'I don't suppose any of you wee bams know how spell, 'mutual respect.''

Dog says, "I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word, 'speak'."

"My teaching skills have improved because their dogs are eating less homework."

'Just a darn minute ? yesterday you said that X equals two!'

Maria Montessori

'Sorry, kid...that's it.'

"Your take-home test will be monitored by 27 smart drones."

Student walking into 'Facts of Life' lunchtime club.

"No thanks! My dad said those things will kill you!"

"You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan."

'...and there's the DSS!'

'You realize, of course, there are no easy answers.'

'Posting a song on the internet and becoming a global singing phenomenon is certainly an option, but you might like to consider focussing on your GCSE's as a back-up!'