Graduating Engineering School Pillows

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

Big Bang Theory.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Where was I?

All Hail the Matriarchy

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

I need to set upmy own company.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

"This is what's known as a book."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'